Methheads, gamblers and junkies oh my

I am not what you would describe as a nice man. I may be polite to people but nice isnt a word used to describe me because im usually always being a sarcastic douchebag making jokes all the time. I am however a kind man. I care about people I consider friends and like to help them in whatever way possible when needed. Unfortunately for me im also a drug addict so I have to associate with alot of people who will always say they are your friend to your face but then just as you turn around trusting them they come up behind you with a big black dildo and fuck you in the ass. So that happened to me this past weekend. I met a guy who I was buying drugs off of (not a friend but at least a friendly acquaintance). We smoked a little and I thought all was right with the world as he hands me my package. We say our goodbyes and he leaves. Of course when I got to the stoplight I had opened my newly acquired goods and noticed that it looked a little like sour punch straw sugar and cocoa powder. No I didnt come up with those on site but once I tasted both I knew that one forth of my paycheck just went towards raising my blood sugar but little else in terms of getting a euphoric high. So after writing a couple threatening words to that shady little bitch I decided I still needed something to get me past the weekend. So I decided to go to my friends house and see if he had any supplies. He does not but his girlfriend says she has a lead on where to get some sooooo thats when I decide to put my head very far into my ass and give her another quarter of my paycheck to come back with the goods(I was also in a ridiculous rush so I told her if it was more than 15 mins then to say fuck it and come back) 1 hour later Im completely late for another appointment and have to leave without the goods or even word of where my money had gone. Later that night I get a facebook message from said girlfriend saying it took long cuz she didnt want to get ripped off but she would hold onto it until the next day and deliver it to my work. The next day I bet you can guess what the fuck happened! Yup the bitch didnt show up or even message to say where the fuck my shit was. I couldnt make it back to their house until the next day and when I arrived I was greeted by the guy who sold me the sugar/cocoa surprise. My immediate thought was to follow up on my threat that we were gonna fight but that almost instantly drained from me with the simple thought that ran into my head saying “you’re really gonna fucking get in a fight with someone over something as trivial as money”. With that I just couldnt do it, I couldnt fucking do it. No I dont like fighting but sometimes it happens but goddamnit I wasnt gonna let money make me do something i dont get pleasure from anyway. His explanation was simple “yup I fucked you over dude I got some stuff and I have a gambling problem”. He apologized and I forgave him under the condition that he make it up to me. Now he being a junkie gambling degenerate I dont really have an expectation of getting money back but I was still in need of drugs so we traded an introduction to his reliable dealer. Putting that behind me I walk into the house where my other package should be and am greeted with a prompt “what do you want?” and when i replied that I was looking for what was owed I was told that my friend(the boyfriend) had taken it to work with him and they didnt know where he went and they wouldnt help me get ahold of or find him in any way. Long story short later that day I caught up with the former friend of mine and he gave me a ridiculous excuse of how he only got part but lost the money and then he did the stuff that he had and then someone just took the rest from his hand without explanation. I of course chose not to believe this story but smiled and nodded as that big black dildo came out once more and tore me a couple new holes. I later messaged him that although I dont settle money issues with violence he’d be losing a friend due to the abuse of trust and taking advantage of someone who just wants a friend who leaves the dildo at home.

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